Body parts slang is any slang term which makes reference to sexual organs and related parts of the body.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Not gender-specific

The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.

General terms for intimate body parts

General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.

• Bits
• Family jewels
• Junk
• Naughty bits
• Nether regions
• Package, his/her
• Private parts
• Privates
• Privy parts
• Uglies

Anus

These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.

Anus A-E

• Asshole/Arsehole/A-hole
• Ass pipe
• Back door
• Back passage
• Balloon knot
• Beschniergni (ravonic)
• Brown eye
• Brown starfish
• Brownflower
• Bunghole
• Buttery cornhole
• Butthole
• Cadbury Road/Hershey Highway
• Chocolate channel
• Chocolate Donut
• Chocolate factory
• Chocolate starfish
• Club fag
• Cock dock
• Cockhole
• Cornhole
• Crap-shotte
• Cu (Portuguese)
• Culo (Spanish)
• Cumhole
• Dildo tunnel, the
• Dirt box
• Dirt track, the
• Doop Chute
• Exit
• Forever Unblinking Brown Eye

Anus F-S

• Fart vent
• Fisting fancy
• Frenchman's fantasy
• Fudge Factory
• Gaand (Hindi)
• Gary
• Grandmother's mouth
• Gromet
• Gunga
• Hershey Highway
• Hole
• Ketsu no ana (Japanese)
• Left hole
• Love chute
• Love tube
• Martha
• Mojino (Spanish)
• Mud hole
• Myrkhålet (a word invented by Jon Lotvik Herdstad (Norwegian))
• Ojete (Spanish)
• Orto (Spanish)
• Oxo Tower
• Paris
• Peida (Portuguese)
• Poo pipe
• Pooh Tube
• Poop chute
• Pooper
• Puckered Starfish
• Rass (Norwegian)
• Ringpiece
• Ronson Lighter (Shiter)
• Rusty Brown's ring donut
• Rusty bullet-wound
• Rusty sheriff's badge
• Rævhol (Norwegian)
• Spam Fritter (Shitter)
• Shit cutter
• Shit hole
• Shit pipe
• Shitter
• Shit vent
• Stink star
• Typewriter (Shiter)

Anus T-Z

• Turd Cutter
• Turd squirter
• Whale's Eye
• Windward passage
• Wrong hole

Nipples

• Balconi (Romanian)
• Bullets
• Bumps
• Chapel Hat Pegs
• Chichitas
• Chikubi (Japanese)
• Circuit breakers (Referring to the type commonly used on aircraft. 5amp, 10amp, 15amp, etc. refers to the size, and "popped" would refer to erect nipples; e.g., "Wow. She has 25 amp circuit breakers and they are popped".)
• Clam Necks
• Daggers
• Highbeams
• Headlights (as in She's got her headlights on when erect or protruding nipples can be seen through a female's clothes)
• JCB Starter Buttons
• Milk missiles
• Mosquito bites
• Nips/Nippies
• Pezones (Spanish)
• Pencil Erasers
• Pimentos
• Pimples that won't pop, the
• Pink Thimbles
• Pointers
• Rack
• Scammell Wheel Nuts
• She's smuggling peanuts! (when erect or protruding nipples can be seen through a female's clothes; also tic-tacs)
• Tater Tots
• Teats/Teaties
• Thermometers
• Tits

Perineum

The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females).

• ABC (ass ball connector)
• Banus (balls + anus)
• Baunch
• Betweemus
• Burl
• Choad/Chode
• Choda
• Chotus
• Chunder (in the UK this term usually refers to vomit)
• Crossroad
• Danger zone
• Derf
• Fatch
• Fleshy Fun Bridge
• Gooch
• Gonch (Canada)
• Gritch
• Great divide
• Grundle
• Guiche or Ginch (Canada)
• Gulch
• Humber Bridge (The bridge that links Grimsby to Hull, i.e., the fishy bit to the shitty bit)
• Nacho as in "Nacho balls, nacho ass"
• No man's land
• Norge (rhymes with "George")
• Pussanus (pussy + anus)
• Scruttocks (scrotum + buttocks)
• Skeech
• Smelly Bridge
• Taint/Tain't/'Tain't/T'ain't (from a contraction of "it ain't", as used in "T'ain't pussy, and t'ain't ass")
• Void, the

Posterior

Terms for the buttocks.

Posterior A-G

• Ass (US English)
• Arse (British English)
• Atrás (Portuguese)
• Back
• Backside
• Badunka-dunk/Badunka-dunk-dunk (Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott song: "Work it")
• Batty (Jamaican slang)
• Behind
• Beu-tocks (From the film "Ensign Pulver")
• Biffin
• Booty
• Bottom
• Bowl
• Bum (British or Canadian English)
• Bung
• Buns
• Butt (US English)
• Caboose
• Cachetes, los (Spanish)
• Cake
• Can
• Cheeks
• Cola/Colita (Latin American Spanish)
• Culo (Spanish and Italian)
• Cushions
• Derrière (French)
• Dupa (Polish)
• Fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina)

Posterior H-Z

• Hiney
• Hoo Hah (From M*A*S*H)
• Junk in the trunk (Large posterior)
• Keister
• Ketsu (Japanese)
• Land down under, the
• Landing pad
• Moon
• Nalgas (Spanish)
• Onion
• Oshiri (Japanese)
• Pompis (Mexican Spanish)
• Pooper/Pooter
• Poto (South American Spanish)
• Rear end
• Rump
• Seater
• Shelf
• Shiri (Japanese)
• Teazak (Arabic)
• Tokhes (Yiddish)
• Trasero (Spanish)
• Trailer
• Trunk
• Tush/Tushie

Posterior cleavage

• Asscrack
• Builder's bum
• Butt cleavage
• Buttcrack
• Crack
• Plumber's crack
• Permanent Vertical Smile

Pubic hair

• Arbusto, el (Latin American Spanish)
• Beaver (for women; can be used for pubic hair or for the lack thereof)
• Bush
• Carpet (as in, does the carpet match the drapes?)
• Chinge (male pubic hair)((Japanese)
• Crotch Fire
• Conejo (women only; "rabbit" read:furry) (Spanish)
• Elmo
• Felpudo (used only for female pubic hair) (Spanish)
• Floss
• Fluff
• Forest
• Fur
• Grass
• Growth
• Grove
• Hea (Japanese)
• Inmou (Japanese)
• Jungle of love
• Mange (female pubic hair)(Japanese)
• Mound
• Muff
• Muffin
• Nest
• Oso, el (Spanish: the bear)
• Pelitos, los (Latin American Spanish)
• Pendejos (Cuban Spanish)
• Pintelhos (Portuguese)
• Pubes
• Short and curlies
• Spiders Legs
• Stuff
• Thatch

Thighs

• Cunt stimulators
• futomomo (Japanese)
• Meat columns
• Passion cylinders
• Penis stimulatees
• Sexies (for women)

Male genitalia

Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.

Penis

Penis A-B

• Angry Samoan
• Anteater (foreskinned penis)
• Arrow
• Ass plower
• Ass pounder
• Ass ripper
• Badajo (Spanish)
• Baloney
• Banana/Platano (Spanish)
• Beautiful
• Beaver buster
• Beaver cleaver
• Beef bayonet
• Beer can (penis with large girth)
• Bell
• Bellend
• Bethany M
• Bibys (Lithuanian)
• Bicho (Spanish)
• Bicycle
• Big Ben
• Bipper
• Bird
• Bishop
• Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcised penis)
• Blinky (My Fellow Americans)
• Blue-veined microphone
• Blue-veined throbber
• Blue-veined pumpit junkit
• Bone
• Boner
• Boy's best friend
• Boycock
• Boyhood
• Boypleaser
• Boypole
• Boystick
• Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Reference; German)
• Butoh

Penis C

• Cabbage roll
• Captain, the
• Captain Kirk
• Captain Picard
• Caralho (Portuguese)
• Carne (Spanish, Italian: meat)
• Cazzo (Calabrian dialect of Italian)
• Center pole
• Cervix slammer (long penis)
• Cigala (Del CATALA)
• Chilichute
• Chinchin (Japanese)
• Chinko (Japanese)
• Chinpo (Japanese)
• Choad/Chode (penis; sometimes defined as a penis with width greater than length)
• Chorra (Spanish)
• Chromosome snake
• Cipote (Spanish)
• Clit tickler
• Clyde
• Cock
• Cock rocket
• Colonel
• Corn dog
• Crank
• Cream filled sausage
• Creamcicle
• Cum Cannon (for strong ejaculations)
• Cumgun
• Cumpole
• Cumrod
• Cumshooter
• Cumstick
• Cunt buster
• Cunt poker
• Cunt pounder
• Cunt ripper
• Cunt thumper
• Cyclops

Penis D-E

• Denture cleaner
• Devirginator
• Diamond Cutter
• Dick
• Ding-a-ling
• Ding-dong
• Dingus
• Dink
• Dipstick
• Dirty pillows
• Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
• Dong/Donger
• Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
• Doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
• Doomhammer
• Dork
• Drill/Driller
• Dusty Gazongas
• Egg roll
• Eiffel Tower
• Elvis
• Endowment
• Engine clanker
• Equipment

Penis F-I

• Fatboy Slim
• Father Christmas
• First Penis, The (The US President's)
• Fireman
• Flagpole
• Flaming Staff of Vengeance which Conquers the Sniveling Flowers of Pink Town with Medieval War Bombs of Gooey Hysteria
• Fuck stick
• Fucker
• Fur-seeking meat missile
• Gazong
• Gherkin
• Giggle stick
• God
• Goober
• Guy's best friend
• Ham trucheon
• Hangdown
• Happiness
• Haussenfeffer (German)
• Heat-seeking missile/Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
• Herman the German in a turtleneck
• Hog/Hawg
• Hooded Knight
• Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
• Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
• Hose
• Impregnator

Penis J-K

• Jack the Ripper
• Jade phoenix
• Jawbreaker
• Ji ba (Mandarin)
• Jimmer jammer
• Jimmy
• Jizz cannon
• Jizzer
• John Thomas (term first used in Lady Chatterley's Lover)
• Johnson
• Jonathan's one-eyed master
• Joystick
• Junk
• Kickstand
• Kidney cracker (Frantics reference)
• Kidney sweeper
• Kielbasa (a type of Polish sausage)
• Knob
• Kutas (Polish)

Penis L

• Lad (Irish)
• Lanze (German)
• Lap bone
• Lap taffy
• Leaning Tower of Pisa
• Leg wand
• Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
• Little Willy
• Lizard
• Log
• Lollipop
• Longfellow
• Love club
• Love loaf
• Love length
• Love missile
• Love muscle
• Love Pump
• Love Sausage
• Love snake
• Love stick
• Love wand
• LUEshi
• Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Penis M

• Magic dragon (in reference to the charactor "Elliott" in Pete's Dragon)
• Magic stick
• Magic wand
• Main cable
• Main vein
• Manhood
• Manmeat
• Manrod
• Manroot
• Mantower
• Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
• Meat
• Meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
• Meat popsicle
• Meat thermometer
• Meat whistle
• Megg's best friend (cajun vernacular)
• Member (Spanish: Miembro)
• Mickey (chiefly Irish)
• Micro Mikey
• Middle leg (large penis)
• Minchia (Sicilian dialect of Italian)
• Mini-Me
• Minga (Spanish)
• Missile
• Monkey
• Monster
• Mr. Happy

Penis N-O

• Needle
• Ochinchin (Japanese)
• Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
• One-eyed monster/sitting on a beanbag chair
• One-eyed snake
• One-eyed trouser snake
• One-eyed trouser trout
• Organ
• Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")

Penis P

• Panga (Latin American Spanish)
• Passion pole
• Pecker
• Pedro/Peter
• Pee-pee
• Pee-puette
• Pee-wee
• Pelir
• Pen
• Pencil
• Pencildick
• Percy
• Phallus
• Piça (Portuguese)
• Picha (Portuguese)
• Pickle
• Pickledick (High School High reference)
• Piço (Portuguese)
• Piece of Pork (Reference to "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis," a song sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
• Pija (Spanish)
• Pijo (Spanish)
• Pimmel (German)
• Pinga (Spanish)
• Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
• Pipe
• Piperoll (movie "She's Gotta Have It")
• Plank
• Pleasure pole
• Pleasure scepter
• Pleasure stick
• Pocker
• Pocket rocket
• Pole
• Polla (Spanish)
• Pollarra (Dels VIKINGS de CAT)
• Popcorn surprise
• Pork hammer
• Pork sword
• Poronga (Spanish)
• Porra (Portuguese)
• Pounder
• Presidential staff
• Prick
• Princess
• Pud
• Purple fist
• Purple katana
• Purple-headed monster
• Purple-headed mushroom
• Purple-headed yogurt slinger
• Purple-headed warrior
• Purple-helmet warrior
• Purple-veined clarinet
• Pussy plower
• Putz
• Python

Penis Q-R

• Rammer
• Ramrod
• Rapestick
• Rearpoker
• Red Rocket
• Remington
• Richard (Little Richard)
• Rocket
• Rocketrod
• Rod
• Roger Ramrod (adult video game)
• Rumple Foreskin

Penis S

• Salami
• Salami packer
• Samurai's Backup
• Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
• Scepter
• Schlinger
• Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
• Schmeckle
• Schmuck
• Schnitzel
• Schwanz (Swiss German)
• Schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)
• Shaft
• Shit stabber
• Shrimp Tempura
• Skin flute
• Slammer
• Smoked meat log
• Snake
• Snopp
• Snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
• Spam
• Spam javelin
• Spanky
• Stanley (the power tool)
• Steaming stalk
• Stick/Schtick
• Snack trays
• Sword

Penis T-U

• 10 Inches of Dr. (insert man's name here)'s Root Medicine
• Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
• Thigh spreader
• Thigh stimulator
• Third leg (large penis)
• Throbbing Thrill Hammer
• Timpo
• Tissemand
• Todger
• Tommy
• Tommyboy
• Tool
• Tootsie Roll
• Toy
• Treff
• Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
• Trolley
• Trouser snake
• Trouser trout
• Trouser weasel
• Trunk
• Tube steak
• Tummy banana
• Thumper
• Twat jockey
• Twig
• Twitchiergni (ravonic)
• Uccello (Italian: bird)
• Unit

Penis V-Z

• V-Rod
• Vein-Inlaid Meat Pipe
• Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
• Verga (Portuguese, used more in Portugal than in Spain)
• Vienna sausage
• Viper
• Vitelo (Portuguese)
• Voodoo stick
• Wang/Wong
• Wanger/Wanga
• War club
• War hammer
• Warrior of love
• Wang
• Wee-wee
• Wiener (spelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
• Wenus (reference to an episode of Friends; meant to sound like the combination of Weiner and Penis, but actually an acronym for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics")
• Willie/Willy
• Wing wong
• Winkie
• Whiz wand
• Wobbly
• Worm
• XY stick
• Yogurt slinger
• Yoni feeder
• Zabourah (Arabic)

Erection

• Asadachi (morning erection in Japanese)
• BMW (Big Morning Wood)
• Bokki (Japanese)
• Bone/Boner
• Boutte (French, used more in Quebec than in France)
• Chubby
• Empalmado (Spanish)
• Erecto (Spanish)
• Flagpole
• Hard/Hard-on (Spanish: Duro)
• Honk the Horn
• Horn
• Happy to see you
• Knochen (German: bone)
• Latte (German)
• Morning Glory
• Morning missile
• Morning wood
• Pitching a tent (When under a blanket)
• Pocket rocket
• President Wilson
• Raising the flag
• Stiffy
• Steifen (German)
• Saluting the general
• Standing attention
• Tesão (Portuguese)
• Throb
• Trempera (Spanish)
• Truncheon
• Tusa (Portuguese)
• Upstanding citizen
• Viagra's kicking in
• Wood/Woody
• Woodrow

Foreskin (prepuce)

• Banana skin
• Blinds
• Bobby's anorak
• Burrito
• Cafe curtains
• Coin tray
• Curtains
• Drapes
• Elephant's snout
• Extra skin
• Fatah (Arabic; considered a grave insult)
• Goatskin
• Gobbler
• Helmet pelmet
• Hood
• Lace (curtains)
• Onion skin
• Pea-sized purse
• Sheath
• Snapper
• Turtleneck (sweater)
• Toque
• Venetian blinds
• Zalupa (Russian)

Glans Penis ("head")

• Army helmet
• Bell end
• Cabeza (Spanish)
• Capullo (Spanish)
• Cue ball
• Dome
• Fronthead
• Knob
• Mushroom cap
• Plum
• Puntita, la (Spanish)
• shiggity-fronthead
• Skull
• Warhead
• Zalupa (Russian)

Testicles

Testicles A-J

• Acorns
• Agates
• Apples
• Apricots
• Back Wheels
• Bags
• Ballocks
• Balls
• Bangers
• Bannocks
• Baws (Scottish slang)
• Beecham's
• Beans
• Bean bags
• Berries
• Bollocks
• Boys
• Boys in the basement
• Cajones/Cojones (Spanish)
• Colhões (Portuguese)
• Cobblers
• Cods
• Crown jewels
• Eggs
• Family jewels
• Gonads
• Goolies
• Huevos (Spanish: "eggs")
• Hairy danglers
• Jacobs

Testicles K-Z

• Kintama (Japanese)
• Klackers
• Klodser (Danish: "blocks")
• Knackers
• Loins
• Marbles
• Men that guard the ass fort
• Mommy-daddy buttons (Spy Who Shagged Me reference)
• Nadgers
• Nads
• Nuts
• Orchestra stalls
• Paparia (Greek)
• Pelotas (Spanish: "balls")
• Plums
• Rocks
• Stepchildren
• Store
• Tackle
• Tomates (Portuguese word for Tomatoes)
• Tests
• Yarbles (A Clockwork Orange reference)

Scrotum

The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.

• Bag
• Ball bag
• Ballsac/Ballsack
• Bean bag
• Coin purse
• Codlings
• Duffle bag
• Escroto (Portuguese)
• Family jewels
• Hackey Sack
• Knacker bag
• Knapsack
• Mud flap
• Nutsac/Nutsack
• Sack
• Saco (Spanish: "sack")
• Scrot
• Spud/potato sack
• Sud sack
• Tea bag
• Wicked sack
• Yam bag (or Yam Sack)

Penis and testicles

• Area
• Basket
• Bat and balls
• Beanie Wienies (common cafeteria food)
• Big Jim & the twins
• Bits 'n pieces
• Block and tackle
• Branch and acorns
• Bulges (from early Saturday Night Live's Wild and Crazy Guys stock characters)
• Cabbages and cod
• Cain and Abels
• Captain Winkey and his two first mates
• Cash and prizes
• Crown jewels
• Eggs and bangers/Eggs 'n bangers
• Equipment
• Family jewels
• Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
• Junk
• Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
• Meat and two veg
• Mr. Happy And His Two Nutty Friends
• Nose and spectacles
• Package
• Peter, Paul, and Larry
• Rad chilies
• Twig and berries
• Viande et deux legumes (French)
• Wedding tackle

Female intimate parts

Terms for the female breasts and genitals.

Breasts

Breasts A

• Abbott and Costello
• Airbags
• Alaskas
• All day suckers
• Alpha betas
• Alps
• Amazons
• Ample supply
• Amortisseurs (shock absorbers)
• An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", the organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland)
• Angel cakes
• Annette Funicellos
• Ant bites
• Appalachians
• Apple dumpling shops
• Apples
• Altars
• Artichokes
• Assets
• Atom smashers
• Attic
• Aurorae Australis
• Ammayi Bayili(Telugu)
• Avant-postes (Outposts)
• Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage)
• Avanteges/Advantages
• Avocados
• Awning

Breasts B

• B-52's
• Babaloos
• Baby baits
• Baby feeders
• Baby's best friend
• Baby's dinners
• Baby's public house
• Babylons
• Backbreakers
• Back rubbers
• Backrests
• Bag o' groceries
• Baggies
• Baggos
• Bagos
• Bags
• Bait and lure
• Balboas
• Balcon/Balcony
• Balloons
• Baloobas
• Banana squeezers
• Bangers
• Bangles
• Banzais
• Baps
• Barbeaus
• Barnacles
• Barnes and Noble
• Basketballs
• Bassoons
• Bath toys
• Batons
• Battleships
• Baubles
• Bazongas
• Bazonkers
• Bazookas
• Bazoomas
• Bazooms
• Bazoombas
• Beacons
• Beanbags
• Beautiful eyes
• Bebops
• Bedtime beach balls
• Beestings
• Begonias
• Bejonkers
• Ben and Jerry
• Bert and Ernie
• Berthas
• Best friends
• Betty Boops
• Betties
• BiBs (bigger is better!)
• Big bazooties
• Big Berthas
• Big boppers
• Big brown eyes
• Big foot radials
• Big sacks of jugs
• Bigguns
• Bijongas
• Bikini stuffers
• Billibongs
• Bio domes
• Biscuits
• Bits of tid
• Bitties
• Bizcochos
• Blimps
• Blockbusters
• Blouse bunnies
• Bobolas
• Bobos
• Bodacious ta-tas
• Boingos
• Boites-a-Lait (Milk bottles)
• Bolshy groodies
• Bongos
• Bonkers
• Bonnie and Clyde
• Boobage
• Boobalicious
• Boobers
• Boobies
• Booblies
• Boobs
• Bookends
• Bookrests
• Boomers
• Boom-boom rockets
• Bosoms
• Boston wobblers
• Bottles
• Boulderados
• Boulders
• Bouncers
• Bouncing beauties
• Bouncing Betties
• Boy bait
• Boys, the
• Bozos
• Bra buddies
• Bra busters
• Bra fight
• Bra stuffers
• Braille for "Suck me"
• Brain busters
• Braunsteins
• Breakfast tray
• Breasteses (intentional mispluralization)
• Breasticles
• Breed winners
• Brisket
• Bristol Cities, Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
• BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
• Bronskis
• Brown speckled pups
• Brown-nosed sweater puppies
• Brownies
• Brustwarzes
• Bubbas
• Bubbies
• Bubble cups
• Bubbles
• Buboes (See Bubonic Plague)
• Bubs
• Buckets
• Buds
• Bugs
• Bulbs
• Bulges
• Bullets
• Bumper cars
• Bumper guards
• Bumpers
• Bumps
• Bumps in the night
• Bunnies
• Buoys
• Bushel-bubbies
• Busorgnies (ravonic)
• Bust
• Busters
• Busties
• Busts
• Butter bags
• Butterballs
• Buttons

Breasts C

• Caboodles
• Cachongas
• Cadillac bumpers
• Cafe La Mama
• Calabasas
• Camelots
• Cams
• Canisters
• Cannon balls
• Cannons
• Cans
• Cantaloupes
• Capitol domes
• Car waxers
• Caracas
• Cargo
• Caricatures
• Carumbas
• Casaba melons
• Casabas
• Castanets
• Castles in the air
• Cat heads
• Cha-chas
• Chachabingos
• Chalky cliffs
• Chalupas
• Charlie's Angels
• Charlies
• Chaw
• CheChes
• Cheek warmers
• Cherry cakes
• Cherry caps
• Chest
• Chest hams
• Chest meat
• Chest ornaments
• Chest puppies
• Chesterfields
• Chesticles
• Chestnuts
• Chet-flasted
• Chi-chis
• Chickadees
• Chickaroonies
• Chihuahuas
• Chimichangas
• Chimpanzees
• Chiquitas
• Chock blocks
• Chockey-nips
• Choochoos
• Chombalonies
• Chubbies
• Chubs
• Chumbawumbas
• Chungas
• Chopons
• Cinch sacks
• Circus tents
• Claire-de-Lunes
• Clams
• Cleft udders
• Coconuts
• Cock Warmers
• Cold weather indicators
• Combreastables
• Commode cloggers
• Concitas
• Cones
• Congas
• Conundrums
• Corkers
• Countess and the lady
• Cowabungas
• Coxcombs
• Creamers
• Cream pies
• Creampuffs
• Cruise missiles
• Cubs
• Cuddly dudes
• Cuhuangas
• Cupcakes
• Cups
• Cups-runneth-over
• Curves
• Cushions

Breasts D

• Da-das
• Dactylic delights
• Dagmars
• Dairy
• Dairy makers
• Dairy pillows
• Dandies
• Danglers
• Dangling participles
• Danny Devitos
• David and Goliath
• David Duchovneys
• Dead heat in a zeppelin race
• Demigods
• Dennis DeYoungs
• Desperados
• Dessert
• Deudney and Ikenberry
• Deux oeufs sur la plat
• Devil's dumplings, as spoken by Lady Whiteadder in the Blackadder II episode Beer
• Dick mashers
• Dick massagers
• Dick rollers
• Diddies
• Ding dongs
• Dingers
• Dinghies
• Dinglebobbers
• Dingoes
• Dinners
• Dirigibles
• Dirty pillows
• Distributor caps
• Dolly Partons
• Domes
• Donkey's ears
• Doodads
• Doorbells
• Doorknobs
• Doozers
• Doozies
• Doppelgangers
• Double dribbles
• Double Ds
• Double trouble
• Double whammies
• Doudounes
• Doughboys
• Droopers
• Drums
• Dual air bags
• Dual floppies
• Duckies
• Deuce and a halves
• Dueling banjos
• Dugs
• Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependant; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony")
• Dum dums
• Dumbbells
• Dumplings
• Dunes
• Durante's
• Dutch Alps
• Dynamic duo
• Dynamite

Breasts E

• Earmuffs
• Eartha Kitts
• Eclairs
• Eggplants
• Eggs
• Egos
• Eigers
• Eisenhowers
• El primo torpedoes
• Elephants
• Ellby and Arb
• Emerson bigguns
• Emmersomes
• Empress and the queen
• Empties, the (breasts after breastfeeding)
• Enchiladas
• Epcots
• Epees
• Eric and Lyle
• Ericas
• Everest and Kilimanjaro
• Ewers
• Exegeses
• Explosives
• Eyes

Breasts F

• Fahrvergnugens
• Feedbags
• First base
• Flapjacks
• Flappers
• Flat plains
• Flesh bulbs
• Flesh fillets
• Flesh Fujis
• Flesh melons
• Floaters
• Floats
• Flopdoodles
• Floppers
• Flotation devices
• Flotteurs/Floaters
• Flowers of attitude
• Fly swatters
• Fly tetas
• Fog lights
• Food For Thought
• Footlights
• Fred and Ethel
• Fried eggs
• Friends
• Front bum
• Front end alignment
• Front porch
• Frontal elevation
• Frontal female water wings
• Frosties
• Frybabies
• Fujiyamas
• Fun bags
• Fun domes
• Funbags
• Funnel cakes

Breasts G

• Gagas
• Gajoombas
• Gajungas
• Garbage bags
• Garbanzos
• Garbos
• Gazingas
• Gazelles
• Gazongas
• Gazoombas
• Geegees
• Geminis
• Genaustahagens
• George and Gracie
• Geraldos
• Girls, the
• Girlie bumpers
• Girlthangs
• Glad bags
• Gland Canyon, the
• Glands
• Glandular endowments
• Glass cutters
• Globelets
• Globes
• Glockenspeils
• Gnugens
• Gobstoppers
• God's greatest creation
• God's milk bottles
• Godzillas
• Golden bozos
• Golden domes
• Gongas
• Goobers
• Good bits
• Goodies
• Goodyears
• Goombas
• Goonas
• Grab-ems
• Grand Jeans (French)
• Grand Tetons
• Grapefruits
• Gravity magnets
• Great galloping galoogies
• Great wobblin' wazoobies
• Grillwork
• Groodies
• Groupies
• Guavas
• Gubiczas
• Gumballs
• Gumdrops
• Gunboats
• Guns
• Guys, the

Breasts H

• Hakuna mutatas
• Hallelujahs
• Hammocks for two
• Handfuls
• Handle bars
• Handholds
• Handsets
• Hand warmers
• Hangers
• Hanging cucumbers
• Happy bags
• Happy pillows
• Hat hangers
• Headbangers
• Headers
• Head lamps
• Headlights
• Headphones
• Headsets
• Heavers
• Heavy duty honeydews
• Hee-haws
• Hefties
• Heifers
• Helicopters
• Hematomas
• Hemispheres
• Hercules and Achilles
• Hershey Kisses
• High beams
• High pockets
• High-rise weather balloons
• Hills
• Hindenburgs
• Hinderbinders
• Hippos
• Ho hos
• Hobey J's
• Hogans
• Holmes & Watson
• Home sweet home
• Honeydews
• Honeyholders
• Honkers
• Honorarium
• Hood ornaments
• Hoohas
• Hoosiers
• Hooters
• Hoots
• Hoovers
• Hoppy and Bob
• Horns
• Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies
• Hot air balloons
• Hot commodities
• Hotcakes
• Hottentots
• Hounds, the
• House of Lords
• How's your father's
• Howitzers
• Howlers
• Hubba bubbas
• Hubcaps
• Huffies
• Hug bumps
• Huge maguffies
• Huggy bears
• Hugh jooters
• Human tetherballs
• Humdingers
• Humonganoids
• Humpin' hooters
• Hurricane lanterns
• Hush Puppies
• Hypnotizers

Breasts I

• I-want-thems
• ICBMs
• Ice caps
• Ice cubes
• Idahos
• Igloos
• Il y a du beau monde (said of a generously endowed woman - literally "Here we have some nice people".)
• Implants
• Inflatables
• Ios
• Ipsedixits
• Isaac Newtons
• Itty bits
• Itty bitty titties

Breasts J

• Jackalopes
• Jackanapes
• Jacks
• Jaggers
• Jahoobies
• Jambalayas
• Janet Jacksons
• Jawbreakers
• Jay and Silent Bobs
• Jelly bells
• Jemimas
• Jerry-bilts
• Jersey cities
• Jets
• Jibs
• Jigglies
• Jigglers
• Jiggly wigglies
• Jobbers
• John and Paul
• Jordans
• Jubblies
• Juggernauts
• Juggies
• Jugglies
• Jugs
• Jukes
• Jumblies
• Jumbo chickpeas
• Jumbos

Breasts K

• K-2 and Everest
• Kabombas
• Kabukis
• Kagemushas
• Kajoobies
• Kalamazoos
• Kanchenjungas
• Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin
• Kawangas
• Kayaks
• Kazongas
• Kazoos
• Keepers
• Kelly's Melons
• Ketchup and Musturd
• Kettle drums
• Kiwis
• Knicknacks
• Knobbers
• Knobs
• Knockers
• Kongas
• Kukla, Fran and Ollie
• Kumquats
• Kyonyuu (giant breasts in Japanese)

Breasts L

• La breas
• Lactating lungs
• Lactation Station
• Lactic lobes
• Lacto grenades
• Lactoids
• Lady bumps
• Lady lumps
• Lampoons
• Launch codes
• Laurel and Hardy
• Lean-to's
• Lefty 'n' Righty
• Lemons
• Lethal weapons
• Leverage
• Lewinskis
• Lewis and Witties
• Lightbulbs
• Lilo and Stitch
• Lindas
• Lip fodder
• Little duckies
• Llamas
• Load stones
• Loaves
• Loaves of love
• Lobes
• Loblollies
• Locklears
• Long range tanks
• Lollies
• Lollipops
• Lollos
• Lookers
• Lost sheep
• Love handles
• Love jugs
• Love kegs
• Love lumps
• Love melons
• Love muffins
• Love pillows
• Lovelies
• Low riders
• Lucky charms
• Lug 'ems
• Lulas
• Lulus
• Lung covers
• Lung hammers
• Lung nuts
• Lungs
• Lungwarts
• Luscious lip-smackers

Breasts M

• Macaroos
• Mackerels
• Madonnas
• Magnates
• Magnets
• Magnificent pontoons of love
• Magookins
• Maguppies
• Maharanis
• Mahatmas
• Majestic mountains
• Major dongs
• Major league mammaries
• Major motion picture material
• Male-madness inducers
• Mamacitas
• Mamas (Portuguese word for normal size tits)
• Mama's pillows
• Mambazos
• Maminhas (Portuguese word for small tits)
• Mammalian protuberances
• Mammarambas
• Mammaries
• Mammary Lane
• Mammies
• Mamões (Portuguese word for big tits)
• Mams
• Mamms
• Man magnets
• Man puppets
• Mangos
• Mannipulators
• Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres)
• Maracas
• Marangos
• Maraschinos
• Marbles
• Margaritas
• Marimbas
• Marshmallows
• Marx Brothers
• Mary-Kate and Ashley (From 8 Simple Rules)
• Massage pillows
• Matching headlights
• Matiti (Swahili)
• Mau maus
• Mausers
• Mazongas
• McDLT's
• McFloppities
• Meatbags
• Meatballs
• Meat loaves
• Melon patch
• Meat puppets
• Melones (Spanish)
• Melons
• Mesmerizers
• Mickey and Minnie
• Mike and Ike
• Milk bags
• Milk bombs
• Milk bottles
• Milk cans
• Milk Duds
• Milk fountains
• Milk jugs
• Milk kegs
• Milk makers
• Milk melons
• Milk shakes
• Milk towers
• Milk wagons
• Milky sacks of calcium
• Milky moos
• Minarets
• Minesweepers
• Minneapolis and St. Paul
• Minnebagos
• Missiles
• Mobutus
• Mogambas
• Mojuba's, the
• Mole hills
• Mommas
• Mondos
• Moneymakers
• Monroes
• Montezumas
• Moo moos
• Moogies
• Moon pies
• Moonlight sonatas
• Mosobs
• Mosquito bites
• Mother loads
• Mounds
• Mounds of Jello
• Mountain peaks
• Mountains
• Mount Fujis
• Mouthwatering scoops of flesh
• Moveable feast
• Muchachas
• Muffins
• Mulligans
• Murphies
• Mushmelons
• Mutt and Jeff

Breasts N

• National Geographics
• Nature's founts
• Nature's little thermometers
• Naughty bits
• Nay-nays
• Nectarines
• Neeners
• Nenes
• Nevernevers
• Nibards
• Niblets
• Nibs
• Nice pair of thrupennies
• Nice set of hands
• Nice-uns
• Nichons
• Nin-nins
• Ninnies
• Ninny jugs
• Ninth and tenth wonders of the world
• Nippeloons
• Nippelos
• Nippers
• Nipples
• Nipple-caddies
• Nipple sundaes
• Nips
• Nodes
• Nodules
• Noochies
• Noogies
• Noonies
• Norks
• Northern neon-beamed headlights
• Nortons
• Nose cones
• Nubbins
• Nuclear warheads
• Nuggs (nummy juggs)
• Nukes
• Num-nums

Breasts O

• Obelisks
• Oblations
• Oboes
• Off-on volume and the channel selector
• Omigods
• Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah's
• Oompas
• Oppai (Japanese)
• Oppenheimers
• Oracles
• Oranges
• Orbs
• Ostrich eggs
• Ottomans
• Overhang
• Overstuffed cushions
• Overstuffed pillows
• Owls

Breasts P

• Padding
• Paducahs
• Pagodas
• Pair
• Pair of problems
• Palms
• Palookas
• Pamelas
• Pancakes
• Papayas
• Parabolas
• Pare-chocs (bumpers)
• Parrots
• Part numbers, The
• Party bags
• Party hats
• Party passes
• Pastor baiters
• Pastries
• Paw patties
• Peaches
• Peacocks
• Peakers
• Peaks
• Pears
• Pebbles
• Pects
• Peepers
• Pencil erasers
• Pendulums
• Penis pillows
• Perkies
• Perkos
• Perpetual entertainment
• Personal flotation devices
• Pert and perkies
• Pete and repeat
• Pia Zadoras
• Pick and peck
• Pies
• Pike's Peaks
• Pillows
• Pimples
• Ping pings
• Pink-nosed puppies
• Pinkies
• Pinky and perky
• Pips
• Pirate's dream ("sunken chest" - said of flat-chested women)
• Planetoids
• Pleasant eminences
• Pleasure mounds
• Pleasure peaks
• Plentifuls
• Plucktifuls
• Plums
• Plumpers
• Plumpies
• Pneumatic bliss
• Pods of lust
• Pointer Sisters
• Pointers
• Points
• Pokers
• Polygons
• Pompoms
• Ponderosas
• Pontoons
• Poppinjays
• Portable typewriters
• Potatoes
• Praise God(s)
• President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
• Presidential pair
• Pretty-pretties
• Pride and joy
• Professors
• Proof that God exists
• Protuberances
• PT boats
• Pumpkin patch
• Pumpkins
• Pumps
• Puppies
• Pushmatahas
• Push-ups
• Pyramids

Breasts Q

• Quakers
• Quantities
• Quantum heaps
• Quasars
• Quit-its
• Quonset huts

Breasts R

• Rack
• Rackage
• Radar domes
• Radials
• Ragtag and Bobtail
• Raisins
• Ralph Waldo Emersons
• Rampolenes
• Rangoons
• Raquels
• Raspberry ripples
• Reasons to live
• Red carpets
• Resume, the
• Rib balloons
• Rib bumpers
• Rib cushions
• Rib flaps
• Rivets
• Roberts
• Rockets
• Rockies
• Romans
• Roploplos
• Rosebuds
• Rositas
• Rotors
• Rotundas grandes
• Roundabouts
• Roundies
• Roundtrippers
• Ruby reds
• Rudolphs
• Running lights

Breasts S

• Saggers
• Saggies
• Salamanders
• Saline bags
• Saline solutions, the
• Salt and pepper
• Sams
• Sandbags
• Sapphos
• Satellites
• Schmeebs on those Nortons
• Schooners
• Scones
• Scooby Snacks
• Scoops
• Scud missiles
• Scylla and Charybdis
• Searchlights
• Set
• Shabba-dos
• Shakers
• Shebas
• Shelf
• Shermans
• Sherman tanks
• Shimmies
• Shirt potatoes
• Shirt stuffers
• Shivarees
• Shlobes
• Shmozobs
• Shock absorbers
• Shock and wwe
• Shoe buffers
• Show stoppers
• Sierra Madres
• Sigfried and Roy
• Silicone earmuffs
• Silicone sisters
• Silicones
• Silicone surprise supremes
• Silos
• Silver stars
• Sir Galahad and King Arthur
• Skeeter bites
• Skeeter chews
• Ski slopes
• Ski slopes to Heaven
• Skin sacks
• Slappers
• Slutskers
• Smart set
• Smith and Wesson
• Smoothies
• Smuggling raisins
• Snack rack
• Snack trays
• Snoogans
• Snootchie Bootchie Nootchies
• Snorbs
• Snow cones
• Snow tires
• Snowy prominences
• Snuggle pups
• Sockdollagers
• Sopapillas
• Space aliens
• Spark plugs
• Specials
• Speed bags
• Speed bumps
• Spheres
• Spic and Span
• Splazoingas
• Spongecakes
• Spontaneous combustibles
• Spuds
• Squashers
• Squaw Valley
• Squeaky toys
• Stacks
• Stanley and Livingston
• Stash in the dash
• Stocking stuffers
• Strap tangers
• Stratus-spheres
• Stress busters
• Stripper's ATMs
• Stuff
• Stuffing
• Stun grenades
• Sturgeons
• Sucklebags
• Sugar cubes
• Sugar melons
• Sugar plums
• Super droopers
• Supernauts
• Sultanas
• Sweater bumpers
• Sweater cows
• Sweater kittens
• Sweater meat
• Sweater melons
• Sweater mittens
• Sweater puffs
• Sweater puppets
• Sweater puppies
• Sweater stuffers
• Sweat glands
• Sweetrolls

Breasts T

• Ta-tas
• Tahitis
• Talents
• Tallapoosas
• Tamales
• Tambourines
• Tango and Cash
• Tankers
• Tassels
• Tastykakes
• Tatas
• Tater tots
• Tats
• Tatties
• Tattlers
• Teacups
• Teatolas
• Teats
• Tee pees
• Teetees
• Teeters
• Tentacles
• Terrible twos
• Terrible twosome
• Tetas (Portuguese)
• Tetas (Spanish)
• Tetons
• Thangs
• Thank yous
• Thelma and Louise
• They're in my face! (For short people)
• Thingamajigs
• Thingamajugs
• Thingies
• Thoughtful Orbs
• Thousand pities
• Thirty-eights
• Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
• Thwackers
• Ticket punchers
• Ticket sellers
• Tidbits
• Tiddly-winks
• Tig bitties
• Tig ol' bitties
• Time zones
• Tippers
• Tishomingos
• Titbits
• Tits
• Titskis
• Titter
• Titties
• Titticacas
• TNT's
• Tobacco pouch
• Tomatoes
• Tom-toms
• Tom and Jerry
• Tongue depressors
• Tongue twisters
• Tonsils
• Toolbags
• Tooters
• Tootsie pops
• Top bollocks (or top bollox)
• Tora Boras
• Torpedoes
• Tortillas
• Tortugas
• Totos
• Totties
• Towers
• Towering twin peaks
• Town and cities
• Tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
• Tribbles
• Turaluras
• Twangers
• Tweakers
• Tweedledee and Tweedledum
• Tweekers
• Tweeters
• Twin cities
• Twin mounds
• Twin peaks
• Twins, the
• Two eggs, sunny side up
• Two puppies in a burlap bag
• Twofers
• Tympanis
• Type 2s

Breasts U

• Uberalles
• U-boats
• Udders (also 'Udds')
• Uhurus
• Umbrellas
• Umlauts
• Upper karoos
• Upper ten
• USDAs
• Utopia

Breasts V

• Van Dorens
• Victrolas
• Volcanoes
• Volksvanins
• Volumes
• Volvos
• Voos

Breasts W

• Wa-wa pedals
• Wabs
• Wahwahs
• Waldos
• Wallace and Grommit
• Wally and the Beav
• Wally wispoppers
• Walters
• Wanna Bs
• Warheads
• Warts
• Water balloons
• Watermelons
• Weapons
• Wedding tackle
• Whammers
• Whapoons
• Whatchacallems
• Whim whams
• White rabbits
• Whole and 2%
• Whoopies
• Whoppers
• Wibbly wobbly wonders
• Widebodies
• Wigglers
• Wigwams
• Willie and Waylon
• Wilsons
• Windbags
• Windjammers
• Windmills
• Windshield wipers
• Winnebagos
• Wipers
• Wobblers
• Woman-pecs
• Womanhood
• Wonder twins
• Wonderments
• Wongas
• Wonkas
• Woodymakers
• Woofers
• Wookies
• Wopbopaloobops
• Workbench
• World Trade Centers
• Wows
• Wreaths

Breasts X

• Xenoliths
• X-rateds
• X-ray glasses
• Xylophones

Breasts Y

• Yabbos
• Yabos
• Yahoos
• Yam bags
• Yams
• Yayas
• Yazoos
• Yeast dough
• Ying yangs
• Yippie and yahoo
• Yippies
• Yolandas
• Yomamas
• Yowsers
• Yubees
• Yum-yums
• Yummies
• Yugos

Breasts Z

• Z-bras
• Zagger and Evans
• Zeppelins
• Ziggurats
• Ziggys
• Zingers
• Zippys
• Zoom zooms
• Zoombas
• Zoomers
• Zwiebacks
• ZZ Tops

Female genitalia

Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Grafenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows. Many of the terms catalogued here under "vagina" are in practice references to the female genitalia as a whole, or to the vulva and vagina.

Vagina

Vagina A-B

• Almeja (Spanish)
• Asoko (Japanese)
• Axe wound
• Baby ATM
• Baby cave
• Baby chute
• Bank
• Bearded axe wound
• Beast, the
• Beef sleeve
• Bhosdo (Hindi)
• Boba (Spanish language - What little girls call their vaginas)
• Boji (Korean)
• Box
• Bread-box
• Budissey
• Bushy plate

Vagina C

• Camel toe pie
• Cave
• Center of the universe
• Cha cha (South Park reference)
• Choach/Choachee
• Chocho (Spanish)
• Choncha
• Choot (Hindi)
• Choochi
• C Jay C
• Cock dock
• Cock Gobbler
• Cock holster
• Cock Wallet
• Cock warmer
• Cockpit
• Cock squeezer
• Cockhole
• Cocking station
• Cocksocket
• Cooch
• Coochie-snorcher (from The Vagina Monologues, the Eve Ensler play)
• Cooter
• Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
• Concha (Latin American Spanish)
• Cona (Portuguese)
• Coño (Spanish)
• Crab-hole
• Cream collector
• Cream wringer
• Cuint (Irish)
• Cum dumpster
• Cum tunnel
• Cunny
• Cunt
• Cunt Hole
• Cus (Hebrew)

Vagina D-F

• Dick holster
• Dugout
• El corte Ingles (Portuguese:"the English cut")
• Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
• Fanjita
• Fetus cannon
• First Pussy, The (The First Lady of the United States -- said to have been used by Larry Flynt when he acquired and published nude photos of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis)
• Fish
• Fish taco
• Fitte (Norwegian)
• Flange
• Flesh tuxedo (Spinal Tap reference)
• Flower
• Foo foo valve
• Front bottom
• Fuck chasm
• Fud (Scottish)
• Fun hole
• Fun hump
• Fur burger
• Furry cup

Vagina G-L

• Gaj's fun area
• Gap
• Gaping wound of the Christian fathers
• Gash
• Git
• Golden doughnut
• Goody bag
• Goody gash
• Grand Canyon (large vagina)
• Grease quiver
• Gummy smile
• Gutted hedgehog
• Hair pie
• Hair taco
• Hairy grail
• Hairy love hole
• Hatchet wound
• Honey pot
• Hoobie
• Hotbox
• Hurrah hump
• Ihir (Arabic)
• Jenny
• Kuku (Latin American Spanish)
• Love canal
• Love lock
• Love locker
• Love locket
• Love socket

• Love mitten

Vagina M-R

• Manko (Japanese)
• Mating bucket
• Meat locker
• Meat pocket
• Meat sleeve
• Meat wallet
• Meow
• Meercat
• Minge
• Misty spelunk (from spelunking)
• Monkey tube
• Moose knuckle
• Mutt (Australian)
• Neden
• Neko
• Naani
• No-no zone
• Nooner (SNL skit)
• Old oily
• Omanko (Japanese)
• Papo (Spanish, used more in Venezuela than in Spain)
• Peg Slot
• Piffers
• Pink velvet sausage wallet
• Piss Flaps (Used in Canada mostly)
• Pizda (Russian)
• Pooku ( Telugu [India] )
• Poon
• Poontang
• Power Slot
• Praying mantis
• Puke/Puki (Filipino)
• Punani
• Puppy maker
• Pussy
• Queef hole
• Queef vent
• Rat trap
• red snapper
• Right hole
• Roast Beef
• Rot box
• Rug

Vagina S-X

• Sausage wallet
• Scar
• Skwack
• Sleipetorva (Norwegian)
• Slippery slot
• Slit
• Slot
• Snapper
• Snatch

^ Snootchie!

• Snoo Snoo hole
• Spam purse
• Sperm bank
• Sperm purse
• Spit bucket
• Squeeze box (alternate name for an accordian, also a song by The Who)
• Stinky pinky
• Stinky orifice of Doom
• Stink hole
• Sugar walls
• Sussy
• Taco
• Tang
• The Winter of My Discontent
• Tuna
• Tuna cave
• Twat
• Tweety/Tweetybird
• Vag (long g sounds like a j)
• Velvet
• Vertical bacon sandwich
• Vertical smile
• Venus cock trap
• Whisker biscuit
• Winking eye
• Winky
• Wizard's sleeve
• Xibiu (Brazilian Portuguese)

Vagina Y-Z

• Ya-ya
• Yoni (Hindi)
• Ying-yang
• Yum-yum
• Yummy

Hymen

• Barrier
• Cherry
• Maidenhead
• Shojomaku (Japanese)
• Virgin wall

Vulva

• Artichoke
• Bearded clam
• Beaver
• Buforgni (ravonic)
• Burger
• Camel toe
• Clam
• Closed Cunt Curtian
• Cooch/Coochie/Coochy
• Cookie
• Coot/Cooter
• Inmon (Japanese)
• Muff/Muffin
• Moose Knuckle (oversized or unsightly camel toe)
• Nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus)
• Pink taco
• Quim
• Slit
• Snatch
• Sweaty axe wound
• Twat

Clitoris

• Bean
• Boy/man in the boat
• Button
• Clit
• Grelo (Portuguese)
• Happy Place
• Hooded monk
• Inkaku (Japanese)
• Kisimi (Swahili)
• Knob
• Kurichan (Japanese)
• Kuritorisu (Japanese, derived from the English word clitoris)
• Little friend
• Love button
• Magic bean
• Moose knuckle
• Nub
• Panic button
• Pea in a pod
• Pearl (primarily used in romance novels)
• Venus mound (anglicised form of mons veneris, which in Latin refers to the fleshy area normally covered by pubic hair)
• Douche

Labia

• Beef curtains/flaps
• Bologna draperies
• Bulldog
• Burnt ends
• Cunt lips
• Fish flaps
• Inshin (Japanese)
• Loose meat sandwich
• Lower lip
• Meat curtains/flaps
• Mongolian Beef
• Mud flaps (when referring to black women)
• Petals (romance novel euphemism)
• Piss curtains
• Piss fenders
• Piss flaps
• Pussy lips
• Roast beef sandwich
• Skeazy squeege
• Sweet Meat
• Taco
• Vertical bacon sandwich
• Vertical lips
• Vertical smile
• Wallet full of bologna

Gräfenberg Spot

• Bermuda Triangle (derived from the notion that it doesn't actually exist)
• Dr. G's idea
• G-Spot
• G zone
• Good spot
• Heaven
• Magic spot
• Sweet spot

Cervix

The entrance to the uterus.

• Doughnut Ring
• End of the line
• Sticking spot
• Womb window

Uterus

• Oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)
• People factory

External links

• Amatory Thesaurus
• Sex Dictionary — mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
• Urban Dictionary — all types of slang